Monday, November 16, 2009

November 16, 2009

3 Ninjas (1992)
This is pretty much the Poor Man's Home Alone with three annoying kids as opposed to one and kidnappers so inept that it's a minor miracle they don't end up killing themselves by tripping down the stairs or something. The only thing "ninja" about the movie is the presence of a Japanese grandfather and the subplot involving gangsters and the FBI is just as ridiculous as it sounds. A note to the screenwriter - using the word "dude" every other word does nothing to create characters. It just makes them sound like morons. All in all - terrible and laughable and not in a good way.
My Netflix rating: 2 stars

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